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Teenage Love Affair
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George | Can We Talk - Tevin Campbell
Liz | My Heart Belongs to You - Jodeci
Eyejammy | She’s Playing Hard to Get - Hi-Five
Kate | Treehouse - I’m From Barcelona
Ouxu | Crazy Love - Brian McKnight
Panama | Let’s Chill - Guy
Cye | Knockin the Boots - H-Town
OJ | Kissing You - Total
Marcia | Computer Love - Zapp & Roger
Blazey | Playground Love - Air
Jen | Weak - SWV
Sam | You’re Unbelivable - EMF
What's hilarious is watching the formal, AP Stylebook-loving media trying to figure out what to call it. In an article about Obama's body man Reggie Love, the New York Times called Love's preferred greeting a "closed-fisted high-five." Last night produced other assorted references: "Taking a fist ound from wife Michelle, Obama stepped to the podium Tuesday"—MTV.com "Michelle Obama (L) gives her husband, Democratic presidential candidate U.S. Senator Barack Obama, a knuckle-bump as a sign of support before he speaks to supporters."—Monsters and Critics "At 09:09:27 Central Time, Michelle Obama gave Barack Obama a pound in St. Paul, Minnesota."—Lola New York "I never realized how romantic and respectful and mutually appreciative and loving frat-tastic fist bump could be. Could it be the new peck-on-the-cheek?"—The Frisky "... Obama, who was joined on stage by his wife Michelle, with whom he shared a celebratory fist-bump"—Reuters "Obama, began with a loving fist to fist thumbs upwith Michelle."—Capitol Hill Blue "Michelle is not as 'refined' as Obama at hiding her TRUE feelings about America—etc. Her "Hezbolla" style fist jabbing..."—Human Events "I loved that moment, when they touched their hands together like that." --Commenter, bjkeefThis is the reaction of the White News Media to "The Pound"
The
presidential campaign—well, one in particular—has introduced a new
greeting to the political world: the fist pound (also known as daps).
Last night, we saw perhaps the most high-profile pound of all time, as
Michelle and Barack Obama bumped fists on national television before he
took the stage. (Video here.)
Because I said so,
2.0bama!
Daydreamers wake up/we need for you to talk it out/you know just what we talking bout/you hear us when you walk it out and walk about/shootin up the funerals before they even chalk it out/getting rid of Crack would require you to caulk it out/walking dead ain't the way to live/I ain't being negative/but who's gonna raise the kids when you're growing down?
Disease is going 'round/caskets going down/the only option when caskets droppin/ is a range of prescription/ cause stranger than fiction has always been the truth/you see the youth need a counselor for guidance/cause surrounding them is violence/and that's all that they imagine when/they dream of the tragedy/let's change what is happening/cause there always is an anti dote to everything wrong/if the chorus is the anecdote in every song
So this is what it is:
Boom says (via email of course) she wants to eff with a new project.
Hi - did someone say new project?
Basically, I'd like to put together a little mixtape group such as this one: www.outof5.com.
What's the tracklist, and who chose what?
Sam | Jazzy Belle (remix) - Outkast feat. Babyface
Marcia | Black Stacey - Saul Williams
Kate | Helen - The Cave Singers
Ouxu | Mary Jane (All Night Long) - Mary J. Blige
Cye | Saigon Meets Just Blaze - Saigon
Eyejammy | Mona Lisa - Slick Rick
Jen | Renee - Lost Boyz
OJ | Makeba - Aceyalone
Liz | Poor Georgie - MC Lyte
Panama | Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
Brandon | Adam - Me'Shell Ndegéocello
George | Mona Lisa - Nat King Cole
And THAT my friends is how it happened. You can download the zip file here. When Muxtape gets some Ack Rite, we'll have a link for you there.
The Definitive,
2.0
(a stolen article from Twitter)
For many men, it is very hard to tell when a woman wants to have sex. It is in a man's best interest to know when a woman wants to have sex, so that they don’t look foolish and/or get tasered.
So here is how you can tell when a woman wants to have sex with you:
She says, “I want to have sex with you.”
This
is the surest and easiest way to find out. It also usually means that
if she’s giving in this easy, it is because no one else will have sex
with her or she wants to make babies. Before you engage in the act of
love with Lazy Eye Susan or Tranny Janice, put on a condom and check to
make she is not sleepwalking.
She says, “I don’t think I should have sex with you.”
Do
not confuse this with, “No.” No means no and you should back off. “I
don’t think I should have sex with you,” however, is a very tricky
phrase because 85% of the time, this does mean no sex. Especially when
she is yelling it at you. But the other 15% of the time, the woman is
saying this because she knows she probably shouldn’t
have sex with you and is trying to talk herself out of it. What you
should do is follow up with, “You are right… we should not have sex.”
Be cool. As the night progresses and you play your cards right, she
might change her mind. Or she may mace you.
She asks who you are voting for
This
question only has one right answer. If you say McCain, she’ll think you
are too conservative. If you say Clinton, she’ll think you are
patronizing her. If you say Obama, she’ll start a debate about the
current political gridlock in Washingtion. You should say, Ron Paul,
because chicks dig guys who live dangerously or that are crazy and
voting for Paul puts you in both categories.
She reveals her shaved status to you
If
a woman, during normal conversation, mentions that she has a landing
strip, a patch, an arrow, a Mr. Miagi banzai tree, a heart or a scorned
falafel… it means that she wants you to be comfortable with it and to
know what to look for on your journey to happy land. If she hands you a
tick comb and a machete before you head down south, bail.
She sticks her tongue out at you
I’m
not sure why women do this, but be assured that if a woman sticks her
tongue out at you in a playful manner, you, my friend, are in luck. I’m
not sure if it is the playfulness or the act of revealing a moist body
part, but either way, you should make your move. Note, sometimes little
girls stick their tongues out at people… The rule does not apply in
these situations, idiot.
She invites you to her place
If
a woman has class and self-dignity, she’ll couch the invite under the
auspices of seeing the fabulous view from her bedroom, her new
cute-as-a-button puppy or the big-screen TV she just installed in her
home theater. If she’s a dirty-girl-sure-thing or just doesn’t care
about her reputation in the community, she’ll simply ask you to come
home with her to test all the prime numbers on her Sleep Number Bed. Be
extremely wary of any woman who asks you home to see her stamp
collection or vast collection of power tools. Be extremely cautious of
any chick who requests you to help with some light digging or to
exfoliate her “ridged monkey” – you might end up being made into a
sweater.
She asks you to walk her to her car
While
obvious at first glance, you have to be careful with this one.
Sometimes, a woman is just looking for someone to walk her to her car.
You can exponentially increase your chances of success by getting to
her car beforehand and disconnecting her battery. When you save the day
with your jumper cables and freaky mechanical intuition, she may feel
obligated to invite you to her place for a cup of coffee to thank you.
After that, it’s up to you, sport.
Sure-Fire
If
you’re not having any luck getting a girl to flash you any of the
aforementioned green-light signals, perhaps you need to lower your
standards. Below are a few sure-fire situations where a woman is almost
guaranteed to have sex with you:
She’s 43 or older, divorced and it’s her birthday.
She gives you free video-booth tokens at the porno store.
She has the tell-tale DUI yellow license plates on her car (note that colors vary by state, do your homework).
Every time you order a rum and coke, she mouths the word, “coke,” and starts sniffling.
She has to keep closing one eye to see you clearly at the bar… and she only has one eye.
She has a nickname like Flash, Slick, Lucky, Fast n’ Easy or Ruby.
She weighs less than 80 pounds, has sores on her back and/or can’t stop coughing.
She’s from Jersey.
Cause I said so,
2.0dor!
Smell me?
2.0dor